ccccokeinspiration: bonnie tyler, the creator
odolnost: if you locked your boyfriend and your dog in a trunk for a week and then opened it the boyfriend would probably be pissed but the dog would be happy to see you also known as reasons why dogs are better than boyfriends AMEN
grrrlfever: wouldnt it be cool to just like not feel nervous about everything all the time
judging emma so hard right now
dropkicks: in england we don’t say “i love you,” instead we’ve built an entire culture around being repressed where expressing your feelings is extremely frowned upon and i think that’s why we drink so much.
renlybaratheeon: you don’t know true agony unless you’ve gone from watching 5 seasons in 2 days to 1 episode a week
and i don’t get waves of missing you anymore, they’re more like tsunami tides in my eyes
it’s over, you don’t need to tell me i hope you’re with someone who makes you feel safe when you’re sleeping tonight i won’t kill myself trying to stay in your life, i’ve got no distance left to run when you see me, please, turn your back and walk away i don’t want to see you cos i know the dreams that you keep is where we meet when your coming down, think...
mypatronusisyou: instead of banning girls from wearing certain things how about u just ban boys from being thirsty little hoes
In truth, the real reason that I built this here machine was just to travel back a couple of years to when we first met before the fights and tears. To the time when you and I first got together, simple days and simple words like ‘forever’ dripped off our tongues, come on, you must remember! Let’s go back and let’s see the way things really used to be before life quietly dismembers all the best...
i wish i could grab (like the little cursor tool when you’re moving around google maps) all the idiots that i have to see day in day out or that i have mutual friends with and therefore they know my business and pop them in the recycle bin and then i wish i could grab all the lovely people i follow on here and have them all live near me, so i can pass decent, broad minded, interesting people...
sazquatch: When I stopped giving a shit about male approval, I became about twice as confident in myself, and my insecurity levels went down substantially. 10/10 would recommend.
saw five (well now there’s only 4), 911, blue, atomic kitten, honeyz, liberty x and b*witched last night and it was probably the best night i’ve had in ages, feel like a child again!
whenskiesaregrey: long distance relationships suck really fucking suck
l-ameimpala: i want to lie down but there’s too much mess
bullied: i like online shopping and putting everything i want in a cart then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab
bume: veganasfuck: how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw. This should be on billboards in every city.
burnt my tongue on hot choc, this is karma for drinking the hot choc in the first place
there isn’t one frank turner song i don’t like
whenskiesaregrey: Boring people who try to cover up their lack of personality with “quirky” clothes I am so onto you
blur, frank ocean, biffy clyro, kings of leon, odd future, tame impala, jake bugg, stereophonics, sigur ros, bloc party, ben howard, azealia banks, earl sweatshirt, alt-j, editors and bastille, 4th july, belgium? hahahahahaha go on then
whenskiesaregrey: Getting laid puts you in a much better mood I would 100% recommend
vodkajacket: Me and Sophie are snapchatting heroes
fuck thought i was on my timeline and now i’ve just reported a load of things hahahahahaha i fucking hate myself/i am so fucking funny
haahahahahaahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa just found past relationship messages and comments and all that and omg I WANT TO DIE hahahahahaahahahaaaaaaaa